Since its release, Colors! 3D for Nintendo 3DS has been a wonderful way for hobbyist and professional artists to share their work with others. We, however, are amidst a revolution in uses for the brilliant eShop title. User masterclaw360 has discovered a profound new way to utilize Colors! 3D‘s online sharing service. Curious? Head past the jump to see his extraordinary revelation.

The wonderful news is that this is the first step in Colors! 3D becoming the world’s largest and most successful online dating service. As you can see, the algorithm discovered by masterclaw360 is by far the most complex and will surely lead to stronger and more flawless relationships than any other online dating service the world has yet seen. The sad news is that this poor soul is already ten years old and has never had a girlfriend. By such a late point in this man’s life, a significant other is an absolute necessity. As himself so eloquently puts it, “i need a girlfriend.”

Best of luck, sir—but with a plan so brilliant, who needs luck?

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Colin McIsaac
I first played Donkey Kong Country before even turning three years old, and have since grown into an avid gamer and passionate Nintendo fan. I started working at Zelda Informer in August 2012, and helped found Gamnesia, which launched on February 1, 2013. Outside of the journalism game, I'm an invested musician who loves arranging music from video games and other media. If you care to follow my endeavors, you can check out my channel here: http://youtube.com/user/pokemoneinstein I was rummaging through some things a while back and found my first grade report card. My teacher said, "Oddly enough, Colin doesn't like to write unless it's about computers or computer-type games. In his journal he likes to write about what level he is on in 'Mario Land,' but he doesn't often write about much else." I was pretty amused, given where I am today. Also I have a dog, and he's a pretty cool guy. I don't care for elephants much. I suppose they're okay. You've read plenty now; carry on.

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